
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End
3 comments:
That is so funny!
Lisa from cafemom.com
HAhahaha! Did you write that? You should start a novel!!!
HAHAHAHA No, I did not write that whitty sentiment hahaaha. But it certainly made me howl.
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